i didn’t know the filipino parade was today
wtf man
wtf
(Source: freitod, via forever-and-alwayss)
(via ratherdielaughing)
(Source: collegehumor, via ratherdielaughing)
you know when you ask your sister to get you some gummy candy but you really mean SOUR gummy candy so when she comes home with your gummy bears you are very disappointed and forget them in the sun and then they congeal into one single 990 calorie gummy rectangle and you spend 10 minutes cutting it out of the bag so you can take a picture for the internet
(via tempoora)
(Source: badnoodles, via tempoora)
Fuck off.
I really like how he’s saying this while shirtless. The only difference between male and female nipples is that one supplies nurture to a child while the other doesn’t. If you really look at them next to each other, they’re exactly the same. Asshole.
(via katttastrophic)
(Source: kushkrazy, via lookingforafucktogive)
(via juhtayy)
(via forever-and-alwayss)
A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me something
Them: look
Me: I saw that already
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
One Direction: you're insecure don't know what for
Me: do you want a list
